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Porta-potties

08/31/03

Floyd Bennett Field (previous photos) is, it would appear, where porta-potties go to die.

Lots of porta-potties

Porta-potty, door ajar

Wooden porta-potties

A family of porta-potties

Also:

Church pews and wooden chairs
Floyd Bennett Field, Brooklyn

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Color

08/30/03

Balloons on the subway
#1 train between 14th and 18th Streets

 
Colorful leaf
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn

 

Clover Delicatessen at night
Murray Hill

 

Tree limb with bark removed and colors painted on
Corona, Queens

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Looking down

08/29/03

Da Zone Bridal
Ozone Park, Queens

 

Brown substance dripping down wall
Union Square

 

White-stained fence and plants
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn

 

Severed doll's head
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

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Dog special

08/28/03

No pets or dog allowed
Harlem

 

Dog in foreground, group of dog owners in background
Fort Greene Park, 6 a.m.

 

No dogs allowed sign, with tree growing over it
Hoboken

 

Dog sculpture made out of a muffler
Fort Greene

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4th Avenue

08/27/03

Bulletproof liquor store
Bulletproof liquor store. (See also bulletproof drugstore, #9.)

Taxi garage

KFC -- open 12AM or later

Any idea what religion this is? I'm stumped. The caption reads "We accept all sinners."
Iglesia de Dios Shalom Elechem
4th Avenue, the street without a neighborhood, Brooklyn

 

Also:

I had the idea for a bodega sign photo project independently (Times article), but I never did anything with it. I guess that's what separates professionals from dilettantes like me.

Wandering in Fairbanks: very nice street scenes of Fairbanks, Alaska. There's some truly bizarre stuff there, as you'd expect. But who would have thought Fairbanks would have five Thai restaurants?

At Lightningfield, photos of two creepy downtown buildings. I'd been wondering about the one on the Bowery, which is one of my favorite graffiti-covered New York landmarks. And don't miss Chairman Mao on the other building, which is much better known.

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MOB #7

08/26/03

Mob #7, tonight, was at St. Patrick's Cathedral in an area generally frequented by tourists, though there weren't too many tonight. The instructions were to form a single-file line starting at a wooden door halfway down the north side of the cathedral on 51st Street, wrapping around down Fifth Avenue and over to 50th Street. If anyone asked, we heard they were selling Strokes tickets there. "No cutting!" The line wasn't quite single-file, but it was a striking image, and definitely out of the ordinary.

(Perhaps I should call this mob #7.5, to avoid confusion with mob #7, the biggest mob yet?)


Mob on north side of cathedral

Mob on west side of cathedral

Mob on south side of cathedral

Mob on west side of cathedral, and passersby

Confusingly, I saw an inexplicable line of about 500 people on 45th Street at 8 a.m. the next morning, undoubtedly waiting for White Stripes tickets.

More: Fred Hoysted, Moist and Tasty (with a picture of the dispersal signal)

( MOB #2 at Macy's | MOB #3 at the Grand Hyatt | MOB #4 at Otto Tootsi Plohound | MOB #5 in Central Park | MOB #6 at Toys R Us )

 

Colorful peeling paint

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Subway surprise II

08/25/03

What were these people so surprised by?

These:

World's Fair bluebird

World's Fair bluebird TA logo

Super express

Old train / Pelham

 


Old train marked City of New York

Old train at Lefferts Blvd

Old train at Tremont Ave

No smoking sign

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Subway surprise

08/24/03

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What they were looking at.

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For sale

08/23/03

Supermarket Tire Shop
Broadway Junction-ish, Brooklyn

 

Car-for-sale sign

Car-for-sale sign
Williamsburg, Brooklyn

 

Stuck shopping cart on escalator
Target, Queens. Sometimes the shopping-cart escalators don't work quite right.

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Basic black

08/22/03

Spanish-American Institute: English and IBM
Times Square

 

Burned-out car
Bushwick, Brooklyn

 

Where Crazy Eddie went in his later years?
Savings Asylum
Hoboken

 

Jesus in a living-room window

Old exterior alarm says Rockwood / Worcester
Corona, Queens

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Flattery goes both ways

08/21/03

This mash-up of blog and photo gallery is fluffed to absolute perfection.

 

The new photolog Jimmy Squid's Weapons -- named after a gun store in Chicopee, Massachusetts -- is off to an extremely auspicious start. I especially like today's entry. Check it out.

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Hoboken

08/21/03

Heaven, Hell, or Hoboken

John Stilgoe has pointed out that a lot of small towns in America consist of brick and masonry buildings of about the same vintage, generally because after the last of a series of catastrophic fires, the merchant class of the town was fed up and finally decided to rebuild in something other than wood.

That's how Hoboken feels, except it feels like it all happened in the last five years, after a fire in, say, 1997 that I wasn't previously aware of. All the buildings are 80 or 100 years old, but it looks like they all went up yesterday. There's not a speck of dirt anywhere in the main part of town; never have I seen so comprehensive a renovation. It's scary, actually, sort of like Disney swooped in and decided to build a turn-of-the-last-century theme park. As pretty as the buildings are -- and there are a lot of very pretty buildings -- they just don't feel real.

Pretty old buildings

More pretty old buildings

Oddly, I counted at least five or six enormous old school buildings that are now being put to more profitable uses. Where do today's children of Hoboken go to school?

Suit of clothes on a park bench
(on a park bench)

Manhattan skyline at night

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LES

08/19/03

Virginia Slims ad
Abandoned mezzanine, 2nd Avenue subway station. Can anyone date the ad?

Update: yukino has done some research, found scary archives of cigarette advertising, and suggests that the poster dates to 1987. I'm surprised the subway had cigarette ads so recently.

 

Very busy hand-lettered sign

Sponsored by the NYC Board of Education and the Masonic Fraternity

Graffitied car in overgrown lot

DIE Y SIGN
Lower East Side

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More blackout

08/18/03

I know everyone's tired of hearing about the blackout. That's what the "Back" button is for.

Brooklyn aglow
Atlantic Avenue

I have no idea:
Man carrying keyboard walking between cars on bridge
On the Manhattan Bridge

Two days after the blackout, New Yorkers were back to their normal petty-criminal ways, using the "Warning: No fishing! Contaminated by raw sewage!" flyers to hold bait.
Pile of shrimp on a flyer
Canarsie Pier

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Satan's BMW

08/17/03

BMW with license plate BMW-666

BMW with license plate BMW-666
Canarsie, Brooklyn

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Capitalist realism

08/16/03

Industrial art: Dollar sign in a wheel

Industrial art: Couplings

Industrial art: hands pointing at pyramidal earth

Industrial art: Power Transmission, man with gears

Graffiti art TATTOOED

Security door, industrial art
North of Woodside, Queens

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Blackout!

08/15/03

Wow.

You know, I've always had a peculiar desire to live through natural disasters -- not ones with loss of life, but anything that shakes people up from their normal routines. I was disappointed that there were no major earthquakes when I lived in California, but I enjoyed the minor ones. And this? This was fantastic.

Times Square turned down a notch
Times Square!

In my office, the power didn't go out so much as it started rapidly cycling off and on. After a dozen cycles or so, I yanked my computer's surge protector out of the wall. We spent 20 minutes or so trying to figure out what was going on; I first started to worry when I looked out the window at the Times Square video screens and noticed they were off. We quickly learned that the power was off in Albany, Cleveland, Ontario (Ontario!), and I began looting. (I only looted cold soda from the office, despite a popular suggestion that we hit the diamond district on 47th.)

I would have stuck around to see if the power came back, but I had a 6-mile walk ahead of me and I wanted to get home before dark, so I set out. Times Square was chaos, with people poring over bus maps as if they were alien artifacts.

Man with Queens bus map

Then down Broadway, which was overrun with pedestrians, as far as Union Square, where it became impassable and I cut over to 4th Avenue and then the Bowery. People employed some novel means of transportation.

People on sidewalk

Person on scooter

I couldn't help but notice that this view down Sixth Avenue was a bit different the last time this many people had to walk home.

Chaos on Sixth Avenue

Go loot!

Chaotic bus stop

I made it to the Manhattan Bridge, which was madness -- two lanes of cars and about seven lanes of pedestrians, sometimes overlapping -- and saw people being evacuated from two stuck W trains, two hours after the power went out.

Pedestrians on Manhattan Bridge

Traffic on the FDR Drive

Train evacuation

Flatbush Avenue was a zoo, as you'd expect.

Selling water on Flatbush Avenue

The worst part? I dropped off my laundry, including my sheets, at the 666 Laundromat in the morning, and I could see it taunting me through the bars on the windows when I got home.

Talk about being in the right place at the right time...

Ice cream truck with line of customers

Or the opposite.

Crowded bus, sign reading NEXT BUS PLEASE

Looting? Nah, just hungry Brooklynites the morning after.

Almost-empty donut case

Bottled water and newspapers

My power came back on at 8 a.m. today, the laundromat was open, and the office has that we're-all-in-it-together feel to it. Actually, all of New York has that feel to it. I do wonder when the power will go back on below 42nd Street, though.

Elsewhere: I'm amazed by the people hitching a ride on the back of a bus at Gothamist, which also has some amazing aerial photos of a darkened New York. The closest I saw was people riding in the back of a 20-foot truck with the rear door open.

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Serve the vertical thirst

08/14/03

Justice is blind
Long Island City

 

Thousands of milk crates
Astoria

 

Street art of mushroom cloud over birthday cake
Greenpoint

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Tourists, Rockefeller Center

08/13/03

Tourists examining map

Two tourists at a table for six

Tourist taking picture of tourist

Tourist eating lobster

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Unprofessional

08/10/03

Hand-lettered truck

 

Dumpsters in front of stoop

 

Signs posted by crazy landlord

 

Colorful peeling paint

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MOB #6

08/07/03

Oh, how I hoped Mob #6 would be in Times Square proper, out in the open, with tourists gaping at us from all sides. (When, Bill, when?) Instead, it was in Toys R Us, and it was a cute idea, but in some ways it fell flat again. More on that later.

The instructions had us gathering on the second floor of Toys R Us, staring transfixed at the giant animatronic dinosaur for three minutes, then dropping to our knees and, for four more minutes, reacting to its loud roars by moaning and cowering behind outstretched hands.

Going up the escalator

The crowd, before the official starting time of the mob.
The crowd

The actual moaning-and-cowering part only lasted a minute; the panicked Toys R Us staff shut the dinosaur off and scrambled to call the cops, at which point a massive exodus began.
The retreat

By the scheduled end time, the dinosaur area was back to normal: just the usual Japanese tourists taking pictures of their families next to the dinosaur.
Tourist taking picture of the dinosaur

On our way out, the cop was pretty much useless, telling us to leave, which we were doing anyway.
Cop directing traffic

Meanwhile, on the lower level, an Australian-sounding radio journalist interviewed utterly bewildered tourists about what had just happened, then explained it to them:
Australian radio interview

My verdict? A cute idea, but not public enough; again, it was in a store, with limited means of ingress and egress; I'd still like to see one outdoors in a heavily trafficked public place, where the mob can form from all directions and disperse in all directions as well, and where there are more spectators to bewilder. Once again, people jumped the gun, starting each phase too early and dispersing too early (why not cower at a dinosaur even after it's been turned off?). I estimated the crowd at 500+, easily the biggest inexplicable mob yet, and I can only imagine that the larger crowd was drawn by hopes of an outdoor mob in Times Square. But maybe that's just my bias speaking.

Don't get me wrong -- the mob was a lot of fun, in the same way that all the mobs have been. I just feel like we haven't really taken the next step yet, and I keep hoping we will.

More coverage: Fred Hoysted, Ginger, Dan Winckler, Fancy Robot, Queixa, Moist and Tasty (nice action shots from the cowering-in-fear part), Glowlab, CCE, Cheesebikini

I'm quoted in today's Philadelphia Inquirer. The article mentions mobproject.com, which is soliciting donations but is not affiliated with the mob project. It also sounds a bit like a pyramid scheme. I would not recommend giving them money.

( MOB #2 at Macy's | MOB #3 at the Grand Hyatt | MOB #4 at Otto Tootsi Plohound | MOB #5 in Central Park )

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722 miles

08/04/03

LAST STOP

Over the weekend I finally finished riding the entire New York subway system. It took me six months, but I didn't put all that much effort into it. The last three pieces:

Endangered Redbird straps

Looking down through the tracks

168th Street station

When and if they reopen, I still need to get the Q between Brighton Beach and Coney Island, the F between Avenue X and Coney Island, the B/D between DeKalb and Grand Street, and the connection between the Williamsburg Bridge and the 6th Avenue line. But I figure the City Hall loop and the round-robin track between Rockaway Park and Far Rockaway make up for some of the missing pieces.

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33 miles

08/03/03

Unisphere Verrazano-Narrows Bridge from underneath

 

Aimee Nuzzos NBC News Drug Slut

NBC News' Aimee Nuzzo owes drug money to the BKLYN Tao Kohs - We want mony Nuzzo
Sunset Park waterfront

 

Hand-lettered signs, Corona, Queens.

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Horseplay

08/02/03

The other side of this mural:

Red-and-white mural of smiling woman
Chinatown

 

Israel's Ethrog Center

 

Gothic steel
Madison Square Park

 

Stuffed horse on a pile of tires
Gravesend, Brooklyn

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26 Things

08/01/03

This is my entry in 26 Things, a photographic scavenger hunt. You can browse through hundreds of other entries there.

Please click the thumbnails for larger versions.

 
 
Manhattan 12
Brooklyn 11
Queens 3
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