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The end of the beginning
China(town)
ACP
All Brooklyn, all the time
MOB #5
In the neighborhood
Fish and urban decay
Signage special
Nostrand II: For God and Commerce
The High Line

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The end of the beginning

07/31/03

SL is a hundred entries old and 359 photographs old. It's time to make a few changes around here. In the next few days, expect faster-downloading photos, the long-delayed About page, and (perhaps most exciting) a 26 Things entry.

The crappy web design may be here to stay, though. That's not my strength. (Does anyone have a Moveable Type template that lets text wrap properly in IE for Windows? I don't use IE for Windows, but I hear a few people do.)

Evening prayer on the sidewalk

Parking tickets clipped to the hazardous-materials placard of a truck

People saying goodbye
Along Broadway

 

Snack bar on board / Ladies accommodated
Sheepshead Bay

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China(town)

07/29/03

End Your Addiction Today...

Bar / Lawyer

Main Squeeze: for all your accordion needs
Chinatown

 

Counterfeit DVDs for sale in the subway

Indian family in Times Square
Times Square (below and above)

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ACP

07/27/03

The other sides of this sign say "CHOW MEIN."
CHOP SUEY

Neon sign for funeral directors

Wooden stars on abandoned building

No drugs allowed on premises
Harlem

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All Brooklyn, all the time

07/26/03

SL wasn't always this Brooklyn-centric. Apologies to those interested in other boroughs; I'll try to be better. (Any requests? Email me.)

Lotto billboard
Adelphi

 

Not Affected by Jet Ski Ban
Sheepshead Bay

 

Jews
Midwood

 

AVE Z
The end of Brooklyn

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MOB #5

07/24/03

Mob #5, tonight, was particularly unphotogenic, perhaps by design as a reaction to the last one. Hundreds of people perched on a stone ledge in Central Park, facing Central Park West, and made bird noises. I would have liked to get a picture from Central Park West, though -- let me know if you see any.

Mob participants approaching the park on 81st Street:
Walking down the street

Most of the Mob:
The mob

A couple of spectators on Central Park West:
CPW from the Mob

Why did the mob cross the road?
Crossing the street

There are some nice crowd shots at Moist and Tasty. Ginger, as usual, has a nice writeup of her mob experience. I agree with Fancy Robot: I want an audience, preferably one composed of tourists; we've had enough inexplicable mobs with no one to see them besides reporters and salespeople. When's the Times Square mob?

( MOB #2 at Macy's | MOB #3 at the Grand Hyatt | MOB #4 at Otto Tootsi Plohound | MOB #6 at Toys R Us )

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In the neighborhood

07/23/03

As everyone knows by now, Councilman James Davis was killed today in City Hall by former political rival Othniel Askew.

Not only was Davis my councilman -- I knew this because of the innumerable bus-shelter ads featuring his enormous face -- but Askew lived on my street, one block away. (I'd noticed his house several times because it utterly failed to fit in with the other buildings on the block.)

Askew's house

TV truck outside Cambodian Cuisine

The scene at Davis's office on DeKalb:
Police cordon and crowd

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Fish and urban decay

07/22/03

I can't get enough of this Inspector Fish logo...it reminds me of a children's book I once had, which came with a red tinted window the size and shape of a magnifying glass, and you'd move the window over the pages to reveal various critical clues. One of them was in a fish shop, and it was -- you guessed it -- a red herring.

Somethin's Fishy
Flatbush, Brooklyn

 

Corrado's Club is an ARM FREE environment

Weird rusted thing on building roof

Bridge between two industrial buildings
Sunset Park waterfront, Brooklyn

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Signage special

07/20/03

Attention Sanitation Department...
Fort Greene/Navy Yard, Brooklyn (see also)

 

Home Girl's 99 cents
Flatbush, Brooklyn

 

Hand-lettered carnie sign

Hot corn, cold beer
Coney Island

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Nostrand II: For God and Commerce

07/18/03

Lords Photocakes

Christ Capable grocery

The Lord's House of Beauty

God's Choice Restaurant
Along Nostrand Avenue, Prospect-Lefferts Gardens and Flatbush, Brooklyn

(I thought there were a lot of storefront churches in Brooklyn, but this is something else.)

(More Nostrand Avenue)

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The High Line

07/18/03

Not to be missed: the current exhibition, in Vanderbilt Hall at Grand Central Terminal, of hundreds of design proposals for reuse of the High Line, an abandoned elevated freight railroad on the West Side of Manhattan. The exhibition runs through July 26th. Excerpts from my favorites:

Proposes building rowhouses atop the high line

Contrasts the fast subways with the slow high line on the same map

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B-list

07/17/03

For the map geek in all (well, some) of us, there's nothing quite like a tactile, three-dimensional map:

Tactile map of Randalls Island
Astoria

 

House of Weenies
Astoria

 

License plate MC EIEIO

License plate PUCKHEAD
Brooklyn Heights

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MOB #4

07/16/03

Mob #4, tonight, was at Otto Tootsi Plohound, a very expensive shoe store on Lafayette Street. According to the instructions, we were "on a bus tour from Maryland. You are excited but also bewildered. It is as if the shoes were made in outer space."

Mob participant Jane peruses the instructions at Bleecker Street Bar.
Jane reads the instructions

Mobbers on the way into the shoe store.
A crowd enters

Inside, the large shoe store is completely full; there were probably 200 people there.
Inside the shoe store

This clerk went for the phone soon after we got to the store.
Two clerks, one on the phone, the other with shoeboxes

Mobsters mill about

On the way out:
Mobsters exit, pursued by a bear

These actual customers didn't seem to be having much fun. Perhaps they were from Maryland.
Customers

After five minutes, we dispersed. Alas, "dispersed" mostly meant milling around on the sidewalk.
People out on the sidewalk

Can I just rant about how useless it is to pretend we're all on a bus tour from Maryland when there are multiple radio reporters there with fancy recording equipment and professional-seeming photographers with fancy cameras?

More photos at Moist and Tasty. Strange Radiation has a nice writeup of the event, as does Fancy Robot. Fred Hoysted has some great photos, including one of me. Mob(b)log has some thoughts and links to other coverage.

And speaking of inexplicable mobs, what's with the hundreds of people waiting to get in to the Toys R Us in Times Square on Thursday morning? And the hundreds of others gawking at the ugly black SUV parked on the median between Broadway and 7th Avenue a block south? These were definitely not mobs of New Yorkers; that much is certain.

( MOB #2 at Macy's | MOB #3 at the Grand Hyatt | MOB #5 in Central Park | MOB #6 at Toys R Us )

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Nostrand

07/15/03

starving artiste

AFE DE O IT AU T
Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
 

Kuwait Supermarket Deli

Cock's Bajan Restaurant
Crown Heights, Brooklyn

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Keeping it real

07/13/03

Man putting on a tie on the street
Midtown

 
Happy End restaurant
Greenpoint, Brooklyn

 

Vim Realty
Courthouse Square, Queens

Millionaire Realty
Astoria, Queens

(Why are all the amusingly named realtors in Queens?)

 

McDonald's Grimace cup
Midtown

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Navy Yard

07/11/03

If any readers have access to the Brooklyn Navy Yard, or know someone who does, I'd love to get a look inside someday. Email me.

What do you do when your customers move away?
Naval uniforms store

Any guesses what this is? I'm dying to know.
Mysterious mechanical device

Former police car

Half-boarded-up windows
Navy Yard, Brooklyn

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Important developments

07/10/03

1. The Fat Kreme (photo essay) has just been supersized. Now this terrifying gastronomic concoction has an entirely new topping.

2. At Lightningfield, photos of Atlantic Avenue mosaics. See also here (fourth photo), and for more Atlantic Avenue goodness, here.

3. Meccapixel. With photos this good, I'll happily continue to be confused by the site navigation.

4. Truth in advertising.

5. 26 Things. I can't help but associate it with six and a half lunches at the local falafel joint, affectionately known to my co-workers as "Four Things." I guess I have the "food" category nailed down.

6. Most important of all, I'm pleased to report that Penguin's new caffeinated chocolate mints are actually pretty good. The caffeinated gum, though a brilliant idea, needs a bit of work on the flavor side.

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Hot hot hot.

07/08/03

Peeling sign for automobile inspection

Chopped-up van with crap inside

Graffitied storefront

The District sleeps alone tonight.
ALTTEXT
Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn

 

Ornamental stonework
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

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Precise

07/07/03

Sunglasses on a concrete divider
Williamsburg, Brooklyn

 

Tree illuminated by a green light
Prospect Park, Brooklyn

 

Good luck!

Q/Q to Manhattan and Bronx
Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn

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Fireworks

07/06/03

Red, white and blue illuminated skyscrapers

Fireworks

Fireworks

Fireworks

Fireworks

Fireworks

Fireworks

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Baseball and (somebody's) mom

07/04/03

No apple pie, though. How treasonous of me.

16-1 in 2nd inning

Manhattan skyline

Sunset over Yankee Stadium

Very crowded subway platform
Yankee Stadium

 

Cross for Ruth W. Aiken
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

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Cheesy weekly

07/03/03

Blen blen blen
Flushing

 

Entrance reopening 3003
Times Square

 

I really, really hope this is a new theme park.
Nebraskaland: Discover the Difference

Towers above an old school

Times Plaza, Brooklyn

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MOB #3

07/02/03

Well, I can't say I wasn't a bit disappointed that MOB #3 wasn't in Grand Central. Instead, we met up there, went up to the balcony above the lobby of the Grand Hyatt, and applauded for fifteen seconds.

We got our instructions in the lower-level food court at Grand Central. Cops and National Guard members looked on.
Grand Central food court

Grand Central and the Grand Hyatt.
Scene from 42nd Street

In the hotel lobby, before we went upstairs to the mob site:
Mobbers in the lobby

Mobbers filled the balcony; I estimated about 200.
Balcony from the other side

Balcony scene from behind

Mob participants on the way out, and a somewhat bewildered security guard.
Escalator down with guard

A bored-looking cop outside the Grand Hyatt.
Cop leaning against car

 

UPDATE: Fred Hoysted has a nice photo of the actual applause; I was too busy clapping to take one. Moist and Tasty has more photos.

( MOB #2 at Macy's | MOB #4 at Otto Tootsi Plohound | MOB #5 in Central Park | MOB #6 at Toys R Us )

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