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Satan's Laundromat

West

06/29/03

Psychic fixes carrea

Sunset

Open Sunday, help wanted
Downtown Brooklyn

 

Colorful industrial building
Gowanus, Brooklyn

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South

06/26/03

Hot Bird BBQ ad

High Fashion sign, falling apart

Yummy Taco

Tire garden
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn

 

A set of fifteen-ton weights? I don't know what else this could mean.

15-ton weights
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

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North

06/25/03

After I took this first photo, two cops stopped me and asked for ID. Then they racially profiled me as unlikely to be a terrorist.

Rotting pier

Chain-link fence in front of Manhattan Bridge

REVS cutout at the top of a pole

Brooklyn and Manhattan Bridges
DUMBO, Brooklyn (More on REVS)

 

Pigeon and Post
Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn

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East

06/24/03

Weird house
4 Downing Street, Brooklyn. Well worth a visit.

 

No Parking, Day Are Night

Fook Hing restaurant
Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn

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Roof band

06/23/03

File under "Only in New York"... this afternoon a brass band serenaded Midtown from a rooftop about 15 stories above the ground.

wide angle

close up

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Church Ave

06/22/03

Hair Pro: Where Beauty Is Beautified

Brooklyn Jerk Center

World's nicest McDonald's
Flatbush, Brooklyn

 

Reviving Revelation Revivalist Pentecostal Church

Exterminator superhero
East Flatbush, Brooklyn

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Mermaid parade

06/21/03

Mermaid parade

Mermaid parade: sushi

Mermaid parade: Surf Avenue Sushi

Mermaid parade: sushi and octopus

Mermaid parade: 20,000 lashes under the sea
Coney Island

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Along Jamaica Avenue

06/20/03

dead end and chairs

Taxidermist storefront

storefront straight out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Nappy Dugout barber shop

mural of J train, MLK, Gandhi, and Javier Perez de Cuellar
Cypress Hills, Woodhaven and Richmond Hill, Queens

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15 minutes of fame

06/20/03

When I posted photos of Tuesday's mob project, the last thing I expected was to be interviewed by a reporter from Italy's largest newspaper and by Robert Siegel of NPR's All Things Considered in the same day. But that's what happened.

It seems that, by its very nature, the inexplicable mob was not very conducive to having its members tracked down by reporters -- except for a few people who mentioned their attendance in their weblogs or who posted photos. Getting a phone call from Robert Siegel is really an unforgettable experience. I almost felt like asking him to record a message for my answering machine.

Streaming audio of the segment about the mob is available on NPR's web site. (Click "Mob Email" near the top; there's no need to fill out the personal information.)

UPDATE: I'm quoted in an article in Italy's largest newspaper, Corriere Della Sera.

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More on the MOB photos

06/19/03

You'd think a big company like Wired News (part of the Lycos empire) would ask before using someone's photographs. Instead, they apparently think it's just fine to take the photos, insert a "Courtesy of" link, and be done with it.

In this case, I don't really mind, and I'm happy to have people see the photos. But a little common courtesy, like a quick email asking permission or even letting me know they'd done this, would go a long way. Maybe the next person they do this to will sue them.

(The Wired News article is here, and my original photos are here.)

UPDATE: According to the author of the story, it was a bureaucratic mistake. Wired News has apologized. Also, listen for me (and more on the mob) on NPR's All Things Considered on Friday, June 20.

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Hey kids, collect them all!

06/18/03

I've finally seen the complete set of Shandell Blitz subway ads -- you know, the ones that show victims of negligence deliriously happy about their terrible fates, because they know that these ambulance-chasers are about to win them big settlements. Or something like that.

Here they are, in all their bizarre glory.

(The first two ads are here. And they're good ones, so don't miss them.)

Subway ad

Subway ad

Subway ad

Subway ad

 

And here's a nice recap of this phenomenon.

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MOB #2

06/17/03

(Background.)

Meeting up at Jack Dempsey's:

Handing out instructions

 

The rugs department at Macy's, crowded around a $10,000 rug:

Mob participants

Mob participants

 

On the way out, precisely at 7:37:

Going down the escalator

Alas, some people missed the point and interviewed Macy's employees about the proceedings. To them, I say: Mr. Bunny will have his revenge.

Mr. Bunny
Fort Greene, Brooklyn

More MOB photos here.

( MOB #3 at the Grand Hyatt | MOB #4 at Otto Tootsi Plohound | MOB #5 in Central Park | MOB #6 at Toys R Us )

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Misdirected emails of the day

06/17/03

Aaron Brown, Berkeley graduate student and all-around nice guy, has finally put up some of the emails he's received from people who think he's the CNN anchor. The Internet at work!

(His photo galleries are well worth a look as well.)

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Nissan in the subway

06/16/03

A story in five parts.

Here it was, being thrown away at Jamaica Avenue and the Van Wyck. How could I resist?

Nissan bumper on the street

I couldn't, of course. It's genetic.

Nissan bumper going down the escalator
(Photo courtesy Rudayday.)

Nissan bumper on subway platform


Nissan bumper on the E train
(Photo courtesy Rudayday.)

Naturally, the G wasn't stopping at Queens Plaza that day because of construction, so we had to walk all the way down the platform and down the long transfer at Court Square to the G train:

Nissan bumper on the G train

The bumper got a lot more of a reaction on the G train than on the E, where everyone pretty much ignored it.

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House of signs

06/15/03

If you see a sign here that you absolutely have to have, the good news is that it appears they're all for sale. The bad news is that the seller is clearly insane.

At the House of Signs

At the House of Signs

At the House of Signs

At the House of Signs

At the House of Signs
Richmond Hill, Queens

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Sympathy for the devil

06/13/03

Route 666 bites the dust.

This spring, politicians in those three states, led by Bill Richardson, the governor of New Mexico, petitioned the federal agency that handles such things to change the highway's number, arguing that the New Testament's association of 666 with Satan was impairing the economic vitality of the towns along its route.

...

Charlie Lanford's girlfriend was killed on Route 666 four years back. "The Devil," Mr. Lanford explained, "and the tequila."

Route 666 sign Route 666 sign Route 666 sign
Gallup, NM
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Too subtle for its own good

06/12/03

Via 601am, Wallpaper magazine appears to have utterly missed the point of this satirical sign:

Starbucks Coffey coming soon
Van Brunt and Coffey, Red Hook

Right, it's on the corner of Coffey Street, which (unfortunately) doesn't quite have an intersection with Creamer Street.

No danger of a Starbucks in Red Hook anytime soon.

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You never know...

06/12/03

Emergency Spanish Phrases.

This looks suspiciously like a Boston T logo...but it couldn't be, could it?

T logo
Penn Station

 

Family of ducks painted on a truck
Midtown

 

Blind Faith Realty
Little Neck, Queens

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Updating from my stoop

06/08/03

And man, do I feel like a Brooklynite.

Of course, in this case it's because my evil landlord has had the heat on all day and the basement padlocked, and it's 96 degrees in my apartment. (Yes, I have a thermometer.)

I guess I should expect this given that I live at 666 Fulton Street; clearly, Satan runs the building, or at least the heating system.

Gah. Sleep may not be forthcoming.

Think cold thoughts in my direction.

Icicles above a stone lion
Shanghai

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Up, down and sideways

06/07/03

Midtown, part of the sidewalk subway map:

sidewalk subway map
110 Greene Street

 

AT&T building downtown
AT&T building, Tribeca

 

industrial laundry plant
Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn

 

wrecked car on the street
Above the rail yards, Fort Greene/Prospect Heights

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Back

06/06/03

I'm completely blown away by the graphic design on this subway ad for personal-injury lawyers. In particular, don't miss the expressions on the people's faces.

Stick figure falling off a ladder

Stick figure flying through a windshield
3 train, Brooklyn

 

Ewww.

India Taste and Touch
Port Washington, NY

 

Because nothing draws kids like the ten commandments!

Hey Kids! Come hear the ten commandments! Shavuot Ice Cream Party
Port Washington, NY

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R.I.P.

06/04/03

My grandfather, Eppy, died this afternoon, just shy of 90 years old.

My grandfather and grandmother

I'll never forget the time he taught me to play chess, assigning point values to the various pieces. (I later found out there were no points in chess.) Or the little puzzles he'd create for me. Or the debris he collected on his way through life -- everything from a roll of produce price stickers from Waldbaum's to mismatched encyclopedia volumes. His scavenger genes (and his cheapskate genes) live on in me.

At times like this, all we can do is remember. Perhaps most of all, I remember him through his paintings:

New York street scene

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Extra special

06/02/03

This, believe it or not, is a (completely unmarked) subway entrance. Unfortunately, I didn't get a shot of the vacant lot with waist-high grass that people cut through to get to it.

Subway entrance

Mechanical object on fence
East 105th Street, Canarsie, Brooklyn

 

Push-to-cross button, 'sucker bell' written on it Empty fire-call box
Bay Ridge, Brooklyn

 

It just wouldn't be the same with any other kind of fruit in front of the store.

Circus Fruits
Sunset Park, Brooklyn

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