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Recent Entries

Over the river and through the hoods
You lookin' at me?
Marching against war
Times Square, and soggy
Along the M train
Weigh
Along Fulton Street
Euphemism edition
NJ
Insomnia

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Over the river and through the hoods

03/27/03

I walked home from work today. By far the highlight was seeing a train of IRT Redbirds on the Manhattan Bridge (perhaps on their way to be scrapped, or to be dumped into the ocean, sniff).

neon HOTEL sign, EL burned out
The Bowery

Lower Manhattan and the Brooklyn Bridge

Lower Manhattan and the Brooklyn Bridge
from the Manhattan Bridge

 

And here's a little bonus. I knew New York had some big rats, but this is ridiculous:

ten-foot-tall inflatable rat
20th and Broadway

9:40 PM | Comments (4)

You lookin' at me?

03/25/03

On any given weekday, more than two million people ride the New York City subway and most of them try very hard not to look at one another.

As an act of sustained denial it is amazing to watch, especially when the person who is defiantly not looking is seated right across from another person who screams to be looked at: he is playing "Staying Alive" on a broken saxophone; he is clipping his fingernails onto the floor while arguing with Satan; he is wearing a suit and headdress made entirely from old plastic bags.


Randy Kennedy, in the Times.

The closest I've come to that lately was a crazy (but fun) drunk guy who roamed around my car of the Q train, saying "The nice thing about you white guys, you know how to read a map." Also, he told the story of why he punched his army dentist in Vietnam: "If you won't knock me out, I'm gonna knock you out."

8:05 AM | Comments (4)

Marching against war

03/22/03

I was near the front of the march, from Herald Square to Washington Square Park. Supposedly over 250,000 people showed up.

lots of signs

signs, looking back

Empire State Building and Empty Warhead sign

protest and Flatiron building

marijuana cheerleaders

9:17 PM | Comments (1)

Times Square, and soggy

03/20/03

Really the most notable things about the protest were all the cops, and the guy who had the same Mao bag as me. (He also got it in China.) I got very, very wet.

protestors

Communist banner

cops ready to pounce

 

freedom fries
A Kosher restaurant, Broadway around 39th

9:00 PM | Comments (3)

Along the M train

03/18/03

Live Poultry store
Ridgewood, Brooklyn

 

These Roman numerals were left either by train operators or by very daring trespassers; in either case, I don't quite understand the purpose. They're next to the button the train operator presses to control the switches.

roman numerals on tile wall
Pacific Street, Brooklyn

 

the other switchbox
Pacific Street, Brooklyn

11:08 PM | Comments (1)

Weigh

03/18/03

A church with shadow effects
Montague Street, Brooklyn Heights

 

Mmm.

neon sign for Chef Ho Dumplings & Plus
Midtown

 

This sign doesn't actually make any sense, unless there was a period when trains ran on the A and G lines but not on the F. It's on the Queens-bound side above a passageway to the Smith/9th-bound side.

Change at Hoyt St for Manhattan and the Bronx
Fulton Street G train station

 

I fell on the stairs at Times Square today. If only I'd paid more attention to 70-year-old signs.

do not jump or run
East New York

1:34 AM | Comments (4)

Along Fulton Street

03/15/03

I finished walking the length of Fulton Street, from Fulton Ferry to City Line (the quaintly-named neighborhood at the Brooklyn/Queens border), today.

Brooklyn Bridge through a brick wall
Fulton Ferry, Brooklyn

 

street sign for Doughty Street
near Fulton Ferry

 

Home Depot of Holy Spirit (sign on a storefront church)
East New York, Brooklyn

 

hand-lettered sign on el support, NO GARB AGE THANK YOU
Cypress Hills, Brooklyn

 

Most New Yorkers have seen branches of Kennedy Fried Chicken, usually in somewhat scary neighborhoods. (Like mine.) Well, here's an imitation of that imitation of KFC:

JFK Fried Chicken
Cypress Hills/City Line, Brooklyn

Apparently it isn't the only one.

3:14 PM | Comments (4)

Euphemism edition

03/14/03

sign for Chamber of Ten Thousand Flowers, and Toilet
Yu Yuan Gardens, Shanghai

 

transients hotel
23rd Street, Chelsea

 

Apple Curry
Shanghai

12:16 PM | Comments (1)

NJ

03/13/03

There are a million things to do when you step off the PATH and begin your journey home. For starters: Pay your PSE&G bill, buy some crack, pick up the dry cleaning, stock up on groceries, catch a blowjob in the restroom, grab up some roses for the wife, snag some under-$10 ghettowear at Rainbow.

Laura Hibit in this week's New York Press, extolling the virtues of the Journal Square PATH station.

6:24 PM | Comments (0)

Insomnia

03/13/03

And now I'm all tired and cranky the next day. I've discovered a new metric of insomnia: not being able to sleep until past when the express trains start running. (They shake up my apartment.)

Here's what happened the last time I was up that late. Really not what you want to see when you're tired and trying to get home. Especially when it sticks around for 10 minutes.

train of dumpsters or receptacles stopped at subway platform
Hoyt-Schermerhorn

When I'm dictator, all A trains will run local.

 

elevator still broken, since 1998, hand-lettered sign
Canal Street

 

artwork of a basketball with organic-looking vines growing out of it
Soho

10:25 AM | Comments (3)

Can't sleep

03/13/03

Got a job offer today, and then had another interview go until 11:30pm, and now I'm too wired to sleep. So here are some pictures.

Shot of the Oriental Pearl TV tower through a glass window with distances to various cities, including Paris 9250 KM
From the Jin Mao tower, Shanghai

 

Inside a cathedral with gold trim
Santa Fe, NM

 

a concrete block in the middle of a parking lot
Mountain View, CA, in an abandoned dot-com's parking lot

 

a really weird art-deco roadside building
Shamrock, TX

 

kids snowboarding on a pile of snow in Brooklyn
Hanson Place, Brooklyn

Mike made me put in alt tags.

3:17 AM | Comments (2)

Dangerous curve

03/12/03

When 20 mph is just too fast.

Curve marked at 19 mph
Sunnyvale, CA

11:04 AM | Comments (4)

Just because I'm hungry

03/12/03

It's good to know that I can get every type of food there is in one convenient place, just blocks from home.

Mitali Fried Chicken and Curry House, Indian food, burgers, pizza, pasta, etc.
4th Avenue, Brooklyn

10:27 AM | Comments (2)

Best freeway sign ever

03/11/03

Sunnyvale 5, San Jose 14, Los Angeles 404
Mountain View, CA

11:44 PM | Comments (1)

Wet Pain

03/11/03

WET PAIN sign on a subway platform
Fulton Street station, G train

11:34 PM | Comments (3)

This is pretty

03/11/03

Lower Manhattan at night
Lower Manhattan, from the Brooklyn Heights Promenade

11:33 PM | Comments (3)

Continuing the laundromat theme

03/11/03

I don't really understand why a laundromat would "present" a restaurant. Also, all the quotation marks. But they certainly do have nice awnings. And purple!

a laundromat and a restaurant, with matching purple awnings with pyramids on them
Bedford-Stuyvesant

Those guys in front of the laundromat are cops; there were at least a half-dozen cops in the parking lot when I walked by. I'm not entirely sure why. Laundry riots? Well, there's this shooting in another Brooklyn laundromat nearby, but that was yesterday.

11:31 PM | Comments (1)

Is this thing on?

03/11/03

I live above this laundromat. Hence the site name.

666 Laundromat
Fulton Street, Brooklyn

9:57 PM | Comments (4)